I whistled at some pigs

i thought this was going to be a joke about some biggins in a bar...

I was huntin one day along a clear cut fence line and a buck jumped the fence and as soon as he jumped I raised my rifle while he wasn't lookin. Well I guess he caught it outta the corner of his eye cause he stopped then kept right on moving right into the pine rows. I could still see his hind quarters. Only thing I coul think to do was grunt. So I grunted a few times he turned around and looked. I grunted a few more times and he went back to a perfect position bout 75 yards in front of me. Dropped him right where he stood. Didn't even so much as kick. That was one time I wish I had a camera on me. Felt like I was in a huntin show lol