Spread the Stupidity

I bought a bag of ice the other day that had directions on the bag that said store in the freezer until ready to use. makes ya wonder.

That's like the fan belt I bought once. Had the following warning: "Do Not Install While Engine Is Running"

Sure am glad I read that before I started! :wacko

or the warning on suppositories, " remove from foil wrapper before inserting "

Doctor gave me some suppositories once. They didn't do me any good. Might as well have stuck them up my :ahole !

and why some toll roads are called freeways?