wtf we all posted at the same time lol
No I'm pretty sure I was first. :clap
wtf we all posted at the same time lol
No I'm pretty sure I was first. :clap
:smartass
:clap :clap
was on my way to spend my money at Lowe's Home Improvement this morning to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little rice burner hybrid of a car, bearing a bumper sticker that read,
"We did it! - Obama / Biden"
Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light about a half mile down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!' She thanked me.
Then I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"
She gave me the finger and drove off. - Humorless Bitch.
A young guy from South Dakota
> >> moves to Florida and goes to a big
> >> "everything under one roof" department store
> >> looking for a job. The
> >> manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
> >> The kid says,
> >> "Yeah. I was a salesman back in South Dakota ."
> >> Well, the boss liked
> >> the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
> >> I'll come down after we
> >> close and see how you did." His first day on the job
> >> was rough but he got
> >> through it. After the store was locked up the boss came
> >> down. "How many
> >> customers bought something from you today?" The kid
> >> says, "One".
> >> The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20
> >> to 30 customers a
> >> day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says,
> >> "101,237.65." The
> >> boss says, "$101,237.65!" "What the heck did
> >> you sell?" The
> >> kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I
> >> sold him a medium
> >> fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold
> >> him a new fishing rod.
> >> Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
> >> down the coast, so I
> >> told him he as going to need a boat so we went down to the
> >> boat department and
> >> I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
> >> didn’t think his
> >> Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
> >> automotive department and
> >> sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said, "A
> >> guy came in here to
> >> buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
> >> The kid said:
> >> "NO! NO! NO! The guy came in here to buy Tampons for
> >> his wife and I said,
> >> 'Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go
> >> fishing.'"
