Hunting accident

A guy goes hunting. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun
> fell over and discharged shooting himself in the genitals.
> Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was
> approached by his doctor.

> "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The
> good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was
> local to your groin, there was very little internal damage
> and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

> "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

> "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive
> buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few
> holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

> "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is
> your sister a plastic surgeon?"

> "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in
> the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you
> where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."