A good looking young lady was out and about searching for her missing cat when she suddenly spots her high up in a cypress tree. Being the adventurous type, she decides to climb on up and pull this feline down. 3/4 of the way up to the very top, she experiences a flyby from a very large owl that scares the crap out of her. She immediately starts to fall and ends up sliding all the way back down picking up numerous and very large splinters in her private areas!
Off to the Doctor she goes in a large amount of pain, scratched up, bleeding, pride hurt, not to mention the splinters. They rush her right in and is immediately seen by the physician. The doctor looks over the situation, recognizes what he is up against and tells her he will be right back.
After 4 hours the doctor returns, the lady immediately starts screaming, "how dare you leave me here this long, obviously in pain and agony!! What the hell took you so long, what are you going to do about getting these cypress splinters out?"
And the doctor says." Well I have been checking with the EPA, FLDEP & SJWMD all this time, I don't want to get into any trouble removing protected timber from recreational areas!!"
git-r-dun thats awesome
Very Nice!
very good!! lots of grins
