We have a sign on the door of our pool deck...."Everyone who enters this place makes up happy...Some when they arrive...some when they leave"...just in case they don't get it
like I said uncle Danny is a class act but he has a crazy Puerto Rican girlfriend. I'm patiently waiting inside, bsing with Danny, in the a/c for the real wood coals on my Weber to reach the total grey stage, just a couple minutes more when I hear a huge commotion out there and everyone calling me. she decided it was hot enough and put 1/2 the steaks on the grill in some wacky array and then starts screaming their burning. now everybody in the world should know YOU DON'T TOUCH A MANS GRILL, DON'T EVEN WALK NEAR IT! so I gotta step in and salvage this fiasco, flip,re-position so I can fit the rest of the steaks. we got lucky but they didn't have my signature diamond grill pattern on them. this is one party that can't end soon enough. oh, then for the coup de gras she starts picking the not ready to pick string beans, tomatoes and golf ball sized green meyer lemons that I make my tonic with. I gotta tighten my headband or my head may explode.
There are people that will just take advantage. The housekeeper for the next door lady stopped and asked to pick some grapefruit last fall(they weren't even quite ready yet). I told her sure. SHe picks a plastic grocery bag full. Next day she is out there with a garbage can filling it up. And was proceeding to my orange tree. I stopped her there and told her she had taken advantage of my generosity and to take off. I let them fall off and rot before I would let her get any more
I could care less that she was Puerto Rican. truth be told I dig latina chicks. but touching a mans grill is just not cricket. I like using those grapefruits to shoot at 2 and 300 yds and make mist with a good hit. currently getting the stock shortened,kick-eez butt pad and timney trigger for my 25-06 grapefruit gun.
Man my piece of shet ex wife and her poor ass broke scamming family were a bunch of freeloaders also.
They used to come over with all cousins friends and all this crap, cost me a ton then they would have bags to take beer home with them. Cant stand uninvited company that tags along with the people you invite.
Her broke asss family had me on meds for years.
