Capt. Phil Harris (Cornelia Marie capt) from Deadliest Catch

No HAHA As in 😆 Damn Internet cant read emotions real well. HAHA lol

Whuddaya spec from somethin that Al Gore invented? I almost coughed up my breakfast when that SOB said that on tv.

Ouch! hellbilly. You gotta quit. My gut hurts, and I gotta cramp won't go away now. Besides, those are pics I don't want in my head, even if I ain't met the guy.

Here I am enjoying my favorite past time.

All that's missing is a bag of Doritos and a big gulp on his belly.