So with my mind preoccupied with work this morning I totally forgot about it being April 1st. My wife sent me a picture of an EPT test that was positive this morning and almost caused me to have a panic attack. She got me so good that I don't know how to get her back, and I'm the jokster of the family :pinch
Thats cold right there.... At this point she is probably ready for anything so it better be a good one
Send her a doctor's report showing that you're sterile!
Nope. I have the perfect one and it works great!
Go in to a hospital emergency room and ask to use the phone.
Call her and say you were in an accident.
Caller ID will verify your location.
Even if she calls and asks for you they will page you but refuse to release any information over the phone.
You just better have flowers and dinner reservations when she shows up...
i was woke up at 6am by my girlfriend saying she quit her job! and i never realized it was april fools, then my cousin comes in my room at 730am saying my work called and i have to go in right now. i was screaming at him asking why he answered the phone. then i realized it was all april fools haha. i hate this day
