OR WHY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE, ( AT LEAST ONCE IN A WHILE )
so yesterday I'm cooking and cleaning up a storm getting ready for some company later that eve, the wife's out grocery shopping and I hear the doorbell and the dogs barking, not expecting anybody, I see 2 people standing there, thinking they are door to door salesmen or Jehovah's, so I yell thru the door "can't you see the no soliciting sign, take a hike", then they start blabbering something at me and I get pissed and yell just get the "F" oughta here and go back to cooking. a minute later the phone rings and it was a Priest and Nun here asked by my wife to bless us and our house. I completely spaced out that my wife had told me they were coming. I have never been so mortified! I ran out apologizing profusely and am now afraid to run into them in church.
I am sure u have a disguise in the closet u can wear, although u r pretty unforgettable. Besides they r having a good laugh and ur wife is going to kick ur arz.
Holy crap thanks for the great laugh I needed that for sure!
boy nacho you stepped in it big time
Yup, just move my seat over a little closer to the fire next to Hitler there. I ain't all bad I do some good for some folks sometimes, REALY, SERIOUSLY! IMO ANYWAY.my wifes got so many azz whoopins to give me she has to schedule them in a day planner.
