He my friend is the meaning of the statement "hot mess"
I know I got more crap hangin from me than a christmas tree, but if I don't I will surely lose it. just last week a vine snagged the pocket clip of my kershaw folder and flipped it out in the woods somewhere, didn't even feel it and noticed it gone when I went to cut open a bag of corn. thats 2 kershaw folders in 1 month. the leek and the scallion, neither exactly cheap. never lose the cheap crap.
instead of hanging it from your cloths like "captain lou albano" put it in a pack or in that square thing that holds stuff called a pocket! 😉
You should see the pack my partner carries to the stand. I've see less crap from the guys on Duel survival or Les stroud than he takes with him for a 2 hour hunt. I carry a fanny pack the size of a deck of cards
unless I'm wearing suspenders anything in my pockets makes my pants fall down ( big gut and no/flat white boy azz )
