Government Issue

Those old flak vests make a decent pillow/noise reducer while riding in the back of a C-141 for 14 hours.

SO TRUE! Except they do absolutely nuttin for the cold in a Herc jumpseat. In fact, they seemed to draw in the cold.

$1 and you bring to PCB :scooter

Paint it orange and send it to Barack Hussein Bin Laden Obama and tell him it is a life preserver.

in the mail. lol