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nachogrande
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scratch off tickets and lotto are your retirement plan.

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fishindad
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the only way you can get the auto shop to understand how your cars belt noise sounds like it use the term... "squeal like a pig"

-- Yes... I literally did that this week

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GoodOyster
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the only way you can get the auto shop to understand how your cars belt noise sounds like it use the term... "squeal like a pig"

-- Yes... I literally did that this week

Remind me not to go canoeing with you! 😀

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TerribleTed
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WELL THEN BEWARE IF.

If your dentist says "you sure do have a pretty mouth"

You know your in trouble when, You feel the other hand of the proctologist on your shoulder :eek

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pandaxmx
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Well many many years ago I moved to Georga, I was born and rased in New Jersey (I Know a Yankee) and i was having my first breakfast with my furure Inlaws, her father was a real jokester and always made yankees feel dummer then Georgans, well they ordered a contry break fast which included Grits well i had never had grits before and explained that i wasn't sure if i would like them,, so He said well just try them ask the waitress for 1 grit and see if you like it ,, so i did, and i was the joke of the restrant for the rest of the meal....

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