So I went out for sushi for my first time, with my best friend (thats sushi for the first time not with my friend for the first time). So she looks at the soy sauces and notices the two different color caps (this isnt her first time with sushi its her favorite food). So she asks me what I think they mean. My response (caps are red and green) well the red one is probably spicy and the green mild. She responds with I think its regular and low sodium. I make the statement with well BBQ red would be spicy and green would be mild. She says; You might be a redneck if... I couldnt stop laughing. Anybody else have a civilized or non country element were you have a, You might be a redneck if... comparison. I also hope this isn't one of those you shoulda been there things, cause I would feel kinda stupid. Looking forward to hearing you situations.
If sushi reminds you of cut bait, you might be a redneck.
If someone mentions wasabi, and you say,"Not much, wasabi with you?", you might be a redneck.
My sister called me yesterday and asked me how to trim her dogs nails with a Dremel tool. Only because she remembered me telling her of doing it myself a couple weeks ago
I get a christmas card from a pawn shop every year. Its a good thing I get home before the wife does.
