What really is the first sign of old age?

when the hair leaves the top of your head and starts growing 3 times as fast on/in your eyebrows, nose ears and back, then as a final insult turns grey.

Yea I was going over there Sheet wrong post, where was I :help :crip

All of the above!

What really is the first sign of old age? Every morning when I look in the mirror, take a shower, shave and take twice as long to pee in the morning...Shut the f**k UP

when youre young the twig hangs lower than the berries when you get older the berries hang lower than the twig like a sack of marbles, damm gravity