Why I'm so Depressed

Why I'm so Depressed
> *Over
> > five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
> > "Pick
> > up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
> > to
> > the Promised Land."***
> >
> > *Nearly 75 years ago,(when
> > Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
> > down your shovels, sit on
> > your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
> > Promised
> > Land.
> >
> >
> > *Today,
> > Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
> > of
> > camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!***
> >
> >
> > *I
> > was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans,
> > the
> > economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
> > etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was
> > connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was
> > suicidal.***
> >
> > *They
> > got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......*** :death
> >
> >
> >