Like the guy who came in to work on Monday with 2 black eyes. His buddy asked him what happened.
"Well", he said,"I was in church yesterday when it happened. We stood up to sing a hymn, and there was a big fat woman in front of me. When she stood up, the back of her dress rode up into her crack! It was bothering me to death, so I reached over and gave it a tug to release it. BAM! She turned around and clobbered me in the right eye!"
"Wow! How'd you get the other black eye?"
"Heck, I figgered pulling it out pissed her off so much, I better put it back in!"
Like the guy who came in to work on Monday with 2 black eyes. His buddy asked him what happened.
"Well", he said,"I was in church yesterday when it happened. We stood up to sing a hymn, and there was a big fat woman in front of me. When she stood up, the back of her dress rode up into her crack! It was bothering me to death, so I reached over and gave it a tug to release it. BAM! She turned around and clobbered me in the right eye!"
"Wow! How'd you get the other black eye?"
"Heck, I figgered pulling it out pissed her off so much, I better put it back in!"
Heard that one before 😆
Like the guy who came in to work on Monday with 2 black eyes. His buddy asked him what happened.
"Well", he said,"I was in church yesterday when it happened. We stood up to sing a hymn, and there was a big fat woman in front of me. When she stood up, the back of her dress rode up into her crack! It was bothering me to death, so I reached over and gave it a tug to release it. BAM! She turned around and clobbered me in the right eye!"
"Wow! How'd you get the other black eye?"
"Heck, I figgered pulling it out pissed her off so much, I better put it back in!"
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