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Skunk Ape
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HOW TO SELL ... TOOTHBRUSHES
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> The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
> Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
> productive salesmanship.
>
> Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said
> proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and
> I credit that approach for my obvious success."
>
> "Very good," said the teacher.
>
> Little Jenny was next:
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> "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that
> magazines would keep them up on current events."
>
> "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
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> Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
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> The teacher held her breath ...
>
> Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of
> cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
>
> "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"
>
> "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
>
> "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,
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> "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
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> "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip &
> Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
>
> They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
>
> Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
>
> "I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making
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> you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
>

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nachogrande
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did you know the tooth brush was invented in the south, if it were invented up north it would be called a teeth brush. no offense to ya'll southern bros. I'm a smart azz New Yorker, yankee as they come but got more of a red neck than anyone I know. I had a skinned hog hangin in my front yard the day after christmas." if that aint country I'll kiss youre azz "

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lamehawk
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Lol like those lil Johnny jokes.

My old house here I had a 24 ft 4 ft deep above ground pool that have 86 bluegill and 5 bass up to 5lbs and I would fishin it plus do a lil swim once in a while.

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Papa_J
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Nacho, Nacho, Nacho, don't you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

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