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bodysnatcher
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The old man placed a order for one
hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger
and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his
wife.

He then carefully counted out the
French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in
front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his
wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat
his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and
whispering.

Obviously they were thinking,
'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of
them.'

As the man began to eat his fries
a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for
the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to
sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed
the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband
eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and
begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman
said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished
and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came
over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and
asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She
answered

(Continue below - This is
great)

'THE
TEETH.'

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Iluv2hunt
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Thanks for the visual

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rebelman
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hahaha that was funny

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Greybeard
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Thanks for the visual

:pinch That's gonna be with me for a long time!!! :pinch

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Sangster
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ewww! That was a book!

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