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Greybeard
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 Greybeard
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Jan 26, 2011 6:12 am
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(DISCLAIMER: don't bother looking in Snopes or any place else. This is a total fabrication. Please Do NOT report me, or my fictional neighbor, to the FBI, ACLU, PETA, Greenpeace, BBB, or any other agency. Thank you for having a sense of humor!)

GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE:

"Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegal's wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a
Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME...THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!"

“The best government is that which governs least.”

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776

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Ironcat
Posts: 495
 Ironcat
Jan 26, 2011 7:44 am
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Joined: 15 years ago

Nice! I need me a dog like that... I have 3 teenage daughters!

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Greybeard
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 Greybeard
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Jan 26, 2011 11:08 am
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Nice! I need me a dog like that... I have 3 teenage daughters!

You also need a lot of guns!!!

“The best government is that which governs least.”

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776

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bodysnatcher
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 bodysnatcher
Jan 26, 2011 3:14 pm
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Joined: 18 years ago

That a good one.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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swampdonkey
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 swampdonkey
Feb 04, 2011 4:57 am
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Joined: 15 years ago

I need to send my dog to the same school!!!

staysafe+have fun

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