A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink andwhile he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over theplace. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on thepool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth andswallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkeyjust did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says thebartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eatseverything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue balland stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey withhim. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around thebar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds amaraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey didnow?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled itout and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cueball he measures everything first!"
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