A son asked his mother the following question, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
Dats funny right there.
I'll bet your Mrs. didn't appreciate that one. But it is funny.
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scientists have also discovered that women are genetically predisposed to having smaller feet than men, so they can stand closer to the sink and stove while cooking/cleaning. but they are still working on the flat head/ big ears and retractable teeth.
