I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new
shoes. We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I
noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The kid had spiked hair in all different colors: green, purple,
red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find
him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he
sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would
not choke on his response - knowing he would have a good one. And
in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was
just wondering if you were my son.'
Very good 😆
Haha, now that's funny.
