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pcbfish
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My New Truck

I bought a new Ford F-150 and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' '
Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'A-- Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States

Damn I love this truck... :proud

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randy966
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😆 😆 😆

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Papa_J
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No it isn't! It's a friggin unemployed leprechaun. He's trying to get by w/o having to collect unemployment.

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Mr. Lolo
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:clap Funny...

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lamehawk
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I snoped snopes and it came up that snopes is not real.........

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