I'm laughin so hard I almost shart myself thinking bout getting the trots up that high. Can you imagine the look on the feller's face that's down on the ground looking like a pterodactyl flew over him. I can imagine from that height, the shart would have a rather rough impact.
[Roger Redneck]"Holy Crap!!! The sky is fallin!!!" "There I was sittin in my back yard drinkin a nattie light with my feet in the kiddy pool, and out of nowhere this huge cloud of stank just slams me."
[TV Reporter]"Are you sure it was a cloud? The weather radar didn't show a cloud in the sky."
[Roger Redneck]"Just as shore as I'm standin here, I done got shart on by God, I tell ya."
[TV Reporter]"Coming to live from Backwoods, BFE, you heard it here first folks, the shart has finally hit the fan."
