Most PAINFULL 12 hours of my life.

So I had went up to hunt camp for 5 days. I was all packed up yesterday to come home and i usually just go to the camper and jump in the shower to be clean for the ride home.

Well i got out of the shower in the camper and was drying my legs, When i stood up from drying my legs i felt a BAD PAIN in my lower left back. I immediatley slammed down to the ground of the camper floor and could not move with out excruciating pain. So now im laying on the ground in pain with a towel on and basically couldn't not move AT ALL.

So then my girlfriend walks in and is like are you ok? what happened. I explained to her what i thought had happened and she said well lets try to get you up. It then took me about an hour to army crawl to the couch (which was 2 feet away) i then was screaming in pain because it was so hard to lift my body without the worst pain ever. So im thinking i pulled my back. So i try for an hour to get up off the couch and go to the bed. This just wasn't happening. So my girl (who is like 100 and some change pounds) says just lean on me and ill walk you there so you don't have to stand up. Well After Screaming in pain while each step was excruciation, I finally jumped on the bed screaming as i piled up on the bed. From there she was trying to crack my back. Every push or turn was the worst pain ever. Finally i figured out i got a kidney stone. (From the way the pain was, and i also had them before).

So im sitting on the bed drinking bottled water after bottled water, But the problem was i could not get up to pee. So i just peed in red solo cups (like a million times) and they were disposed of. Finally at 6 pm i was able to barely hunched over stand. I then slowly walked in screaming pain with every step to the truck. She locked up and then we started the 3 hour ride home.

I was in pain the whole time. And to make things better.. REAL BETTER we stopped at mickey d's to get food. I stayed in the car but decided to stay in the truck since i was in pain and could not walk. I decided to take a pee so i just slid off the driver seat and got my feet on my side bars and shimmeyed down to the ground and peed. Then i tried to get back into the truck and noticed when I shimmeyed down my pants got caught on the dam electric seat motor button and it has pushed the seat forward. (this sucks cause it never worked) and you guessed it I COULD NOT PUT IT BACK cause it stopped working.. So now im driving 1.5 hours with a seat inclined pushing on my kidneys.. NICE.. what a great ride home.

Then i got home parked and she unloaded and i went to bed. Im Still in major pain. just waiting for the stone to pass. It has gotten better cause i can stand but i can still feel its infected.

Well pain pain.. what can you do!