Just back from the Panhandle

It's only illegal if you get caught, right? Like running a red light, or takin a leak behind a gas station.

I had a local LE "inform" me that I was breaking the "indecent exposure" and "public defecation" laws. If he hadn't followed me back there it wouldn't have been in "public", and if the gas station was open at 3am, I woulda used their restroom.

I almost let one of the voices in my head tell him what for and how, but the voice that's afraid of jail changed my mind.