Joke of the day

> Gay Bob goes
> to his Doctor's office to have some tests
> run.
>
> The Doctor
> comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to
> beat around the bush.
> You have "AIDS."
>
> Bob is devastated.
> "Doc, what can I
> do?"
>
> The Doctor replied,
> "Go home eat the
> following: 1-sausage, 1-head of cabbage, 20-carrots
> drenched in hot sauce,
> 10-Jalapeno peppers, 40-walnuts, 40-peanuts, a box of Grape
> Nuts cereal, and top
> it off with a gallon of prune
> juice."
>
> Bob asks, "Will that
> cure me Doc?"
>
> Doctor replies, "No,
> but it will leave you with
> a better understanding of what your ass
> is for."