A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
>
> The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to
> anything?"
>
> He replies, "Yes - caffeine."
> "Have you ever been in the military service?"
>
> "Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two
> years.
>
> "The interviewer says, "That will give you 5
> extra points towards employment.
>
> "Then he asks, "Are you injured or disabled in
> any way?
>
> "The guy says, "Well, I was injured in Iraq but
> I'm not really disabled. An IED exploded near me and I
> lost both of my testicles..
>
> "The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K.
> Well, you've got enough points for me to hire you right
> now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
>
> You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at
> 10:00 A.M. every day after that.
>
> "The guy is puzzled and says, "If the work hours
> are from 8:00 A..M. to 4:00 P...M., why don't you want
> me to come in until 10:00 A.M.?"
>
> "This is a government job," the interviewer says.
>
>
> "For the first two hours, we just stand around
> drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you
> coming in for that...."
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