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Innocense of youth

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Skunk Ape
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A father
Watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

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He smiled as he
Reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
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Tears formed in
His eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
Innocent eyes.
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Suddenly she
Just stopped and stared at the ground.
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He went over to
Her to see what work of God had captured her
Attention.

He noticed she
Was looking at two spiders mating.
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'Daddy, what
Are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
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'They're
Mating,' her father replied.
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'What do you
Call the spider on top?' she asked.
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A Daddy
Longlegs,' her father answered.
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'So, the other
One is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
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As his heart
Soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied,
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
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'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
Then lifted her foot
And stomped them flat.
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'Well”, she said, “that may be OK in California ,
But we're not having any of that gay
Shart here in Florida !

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DONY1
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:clap :clap :clap :united God bless her!

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vonnick52
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Haha, copied and passed along.

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Papa_J
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Funny!

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houseofmicah
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thats funny right there, i dont care who you are

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