I need Surgery...
Penis Surgery
When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger
And staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife
But... After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimeters.
I Became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking.
So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that,
Though rare, My condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective Surgery.
"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," Said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?
LMAO!!!!!!!
what hoot!!! that was good. I had that surgery 2 yrs. ago. only on crutches 2 weeks. :rolleyes
Good for you, I see your wife won AGAIN!
I just found another way to handle "the extra" without surgery. Of course, everyone thinks I'm fat, but my wife knows the truth!
