Just found out some interesting news, NOT my usual BS. I have a first cousin Allen in New Zealand who's son David (also my name) who likes to hunt hogs. He also likes to make liquor (like me) he distills his molasses/corn hog attractant (soured corn) into what he named "Davies Gravy", unlike my Nachograndes tangerine tonic picked from my own trees. He went a step further and printed up T-shirts that say Davies Gravy on the front and "it makes girls take their panties off" on the back. So he is obviously a perv, UNLIKE ME. HE would bring it around to weddings and parties & the word of mouth & social media ran with it. An American company now wants to make a micro distillery of his product in GA & he has a contract for some crazy $'s. The sponsor just flew Davie & his wife to the US for contract negotiations. I just happened to call my Bro as he was driving them to the airport and couldn't really talk freely. My Bro just called back to give me a few details on the whole thing. A day late and a dollar short again, I'm out of tonic and frost killed my tangerine tree year before last. I can't even drown my sorrows. I AM SO HAPPY for HIM. Some things must run in the family. I was discussing with the wifey a few months ago how to turn my hobby into a moneymaker. Foiled again! By my own Kin! I better get at least a btl.
Partner up. His tonic and your "twerking" classes could become a lucrative business...
Here I was all set to try some of that tonic of yours.......and now this...congrats to your cousin
At least it's in the family, even if from down under. Looking at an empty bottle with your own pic on it stinks.
