Gun control has already started at Dick's Sporting Good

Gun Control has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets at Dick's
Sporting Goods the other day, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. I
have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us older folks a little clearer.

I still don't think I looked that bad.

:saluting