* Allen's pest service, can I help you
* What up dawg, yall spray fo roaches
* yes I do
* how much ya charge
*depends on what we are dealing with. Are they German roaches?
* What they be?
* Small roaches with a stripe down the back. Usually all over the kitchen.
*Man I dont be know if these mafa's be came from germany or africa or what. These what we be call hood roaches.I know i open the draws and them mufu's be fallin out all over the mafa counter. My childrins be eatin they cereal and they be crawlin out the box and they be fall out on the floo.
*yes mam, sounds like german roaches. I charge $xxxxx for that service
*dayum, that much to get rid of these mufu's
*yes, they are difficult to get rid of. It is a tedious procedure to make sure I get them all on the first visit. That includes a follow up as well
* wall aiight then. You come do it next wek?
* yep, sure can. You tell me when its good for you.
* This mufu slumlord dont want to take care of this s&*(. I be gettin my s$#@ up outta here and easin on. He say i bring these mufu roaches up in here and i need to get rid of them fo I be get my deposit back. I told that mufu these her roaches be up in here befo I move in. He dont do nothin about it. I don't think this mufu like black people. You like black people?
( I am about to fall out of my chair at this point)
* sorry mam my phone broke up on the last thing you said..
*nutin, you come spray these mufu's and I pay you cash. You take cash? I aint got no credit card or checkbook
* no problem, cash is good for me
* aiight ho bout tuesday
*that works for me
* good I be cook some poke chops and collard greens and these mufu's be sittin at the table and be eatin with me. I got childrins to feed i cant be feedin these mufu's too. I be done sprayed raid up in here fo bout 2 months and they be laugh at me when I spray it
* no problem, I got good stuff I spray. It will take care of them
*aiight dawg I see you tuesday
(she gives me name/address/ph#)
* no problem. Enjoy your pork chops.
* na them mufu's can have them poke chops. I be gone get some fried chicken now. Have a God filled day sir
* you too mam
I can't make this stuff up 😕
I got something for you to here but I can't get it to load up here. Shoot me your e-mail and I'll send it to you.
Why you be tellin everbody owr covnvosation? Dam dawg Have fun on that call 😆
