One silent night they claimed such a matter...
Such fuss and ado too cause all this clatter...
Twas nothing important said good Ole St Nick...
in a couple of days christmas will arrive,
and i wont log on to read any of this bullshart jive.
im not sure that any of us has harvested an elephant
but allan when was the last time the dawgs were relevant?
naughty by nature is down with OPP.
nacho grande dreams of trigger jobs and LOP.
im not quite sure how the rest of the story will unfold,
most of the time its pure comic gold.
Merry Christmas fellas!
Ole Jimmy and Rion worked hard for the day...
Cleaning the gatherings from some slobs today...
We picked and packed and raked all this debris away...
Loaded a truck full 2 times I will say...
I hope dear ole Santa will bring good things our way...
A new ATV so Jimmy can play running around on the lease for many a day...
For me I ask Santa to send 1 good hog Rion's way...
But instead santa brought a new bedazzled robe for Rion
It's shiny and barly covered his groin.
Time keeps on ticking as the big day gets near,so I'll just pop the top off of one more beer. I sit and ponder as I read with wonder about all the things these members say, turns out that 1/2 of FOHAF is just plain gay. Not real funny in this blissful season,knowing that man love is the reason for this site and they're here forsome pleasin'. There's CArlos and Kyle they hooked up one chilly night,on a stand they found love the kind that's not right. Allen met Kemster then invited JohnL,the three of them went brokeback in the Mayo hotel. RAd and Zach got so gay that they were banned from this place far,far,away,to a new site that's even more gay.Only I stand alone as a real man you know,it took me to years to realize about all these homo's. They put up a pic of a deer and talk about guns a blazin' but deep down inside there all just meat gazin'. Looking for a hookup,and some loving relations,if you look on Craigslist you'll find more invitations. It's getting late and I've finished my beer,now it's time to make fun of a couple more queers. That bunch in the panhandle we know there all gay as well,we know what they do in the boxblinds when it gets cold as hell, Snuggled up tight till they can't take it no more,they all head to LAmehawks and knock on his camper door. He lets them in and it's a party for them,just ain't right seeing how they're all grown men.There's a few I missed,really a whole bunch more,they all know about the nasty back door.So many members I can't name then all,but there all but if you don't see them here they'll be hanging out at a mall.
