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bodysnatcher
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What Is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Workshop Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other".

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,

"Pillsbury - All Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began my life of celibacy.............

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pcbfish
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:clap

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reel_spoiled
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You are a brave man. Most would agree it's best to be silent in a situation like that. Me on the other hand, I push to inspire such thoughts. Reverse psychology really works. You are either really smart or at the opposite end of the specturm. Funny either way.

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