Bored....

Gators! Yum! I ain't gotta outrun gators, only hafta outrun Horsefly.

:scooter

I need help lighting my dang stove just blistered my frickin hand trying to do it

Careful! You need to get one of them butane torches with the flex head from Wally World. That way, you can keep your fingers away from the flames.

up hands do not work that good