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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart.

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pcbfish
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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating re:
who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow:
I give 30 gallons of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant:
I work day and night, spring, summer, autumn and winter,

and I can carry 52 times my own weight

and that's why I am the greatest!!

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drgn4sr
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I am the greatest. I can step on the ant and pass gas like a cow. oops gotta go now more than gas this time.

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bodysnatcher
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I am the greatest. I can step on the ant and pass gas like a cow. oops gotta go now more than gas this time.

LMAO

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