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top 10 reasons a handgun is better than a woman

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Papa_J
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But a hand gun cant cook dinner, and we all know that men cant make their own...Therefore the whole male population would die of starvation. :smartass

Best cooks in the world are men. But we don't mind if you come by and do the dishes!

X2 I hate washin dishes. That's why I married a dishwasher.

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Glowworm
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My first date with my wife, she tried to cook me dinner. We were having a good time and in the fit of passion, she burnt the darn peas and carrots. I fired her from cooking from that moment on. Our current arrangement is, I will cook, she can do the dishes! 2 months after we had moved in together, I had her a new dishwasher installed in her house!

I am so awesome!
No power in the verse can stop me!

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Papa_J
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Yikes! Such language and innuendo! Do you talk to ur momma with that mouth?

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Papa_J
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Just makin sure. With one post, you've tainted the picture of the wholesome and innocent LL I've read about.

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lamehawk
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:innocent

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