The Male Cycle
When I was 13, I hoped one day I would have a girlfriend with
big tits.
When I was 17, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was
no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest
for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a
girl with stability.
When I was 21 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 24, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep
up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so
ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and looking for a girl with big tits.
