Killed a rattlesnake and put the dead snake on top of a guys generator(generator was inside a little house built to keep noise down)
When he reached in to crank generator, he saw snake, freaked out, and cracked his head open on the generator house. :clap
Took my mounted bobcat and set it inside same guys camper. When he opened the door, he bout shartted himself
removed the powder from one guys bullets cuz he refused to unload the gun when in the house with kids around, let him hunt for days like that, luckily he never had a shot at anything.
One guy on one of our old leases decided to stay up most of the night with his radio on in the truck while he and his buddies (guests) sat by the fire with him and wouldn't be quiet. "Somehow", the next morning, when they actually tried to get out of their camper to hunt, the door wouldn't open, cus somebody put a padlock on the door on the outside. Poor fellers were stuck in there till lunchtime when the rest of us came back for lunch. Never once did we have a problem with them stayin up all night makin a racket. But it sure was hard sittin in the stand that mornin and keep from bustin up.
My friend used to work for a taxidermist and he got an old deer mount from him and nailed it to a tree by my other buddies stand. The mount had like a 14 point rack it was huge. We waited all morning for him to shoot but he never did so after we hunted my buddy walked in to his stand to get him and said holy sheet look at that frickin buck my other buddy pulled up his rifle shot and missed he shot again and it fell off the tree. i don't think i've ever seen anybody that pissed off it was funny as hell he never lived it down.
When I was in high school I brought a friend hunting with me. We'd hike a mile off the highway to a beautiful patch hardwoods in Cedar Key. Anyway, a spike came running by me and I opened up on it never cutting a hair. I went to it looking for blood and noticed a bullet hole in a dead tree,also noticed another hole in the tree with some yellow jackets coming in and out of it. A few minutes later my buddy come up with a big shit eating grin wanting to know whatI killed,I told him what happened and said I hit that dead tree and almost knocked it over. I told him to kick it and it would probably fall down,so he kicked it and nothing happened,I said kick it harder and he went to kicking that tree like crazy. In about 5 seconds he let out a scream and took off running like a crazy man thru the woods with a swarm hot on his trail.I was laughing my ass of and the damn yellow jackets came to me too,we were both getting stung and running hard as we could out of there.
