OK heres mine..
ok the movie superbad.
the one kid looks at his friends moms boobies and says to his friend "dam your luck you got to suck on those when you were a baby" and his friend looks at him and says "well at least when you were young you got to suck on your dads d***" LMAO.. thats funny .. lol
Eastwood: You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
HARRY: (Beginning of film, to bank robber) Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum — the most powerful handgun in the world — and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "When we get home I'm gonna slap yo' mamma in da mouth!" (Smokey and the Bandit)
From Blazing Saddles: "Hey, where all da white women at?!"
Meats meat and a mans got to eat.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid"
