Some of these remind me of a joke! Here goes:
Preacher was preaching one Sunday on how important it was to confess your sins, get them out in the open and ask forgiveness so Satan couldn't use them against you anymore. He hollered,"WHO'LL BE THE FIRST TO COME CLEAN HERE TODAY?"
Mr. Jackson stood up and said,"Preacher, I've been an awful husband, running around on my wife, seeking worldly pleasures with loose women!"
"TELL IT ALL, BROTHER!" the preacher hollered.
Then Brother Anderson, a deacon, stood up, tears in his eyes, and said,"Preacher, I've wasted my money on gambling, losing the rent money on the horses and shootin' craps."
"TELL IT ALL, BROTHER, TELL IT ALL!" the preacher hollered.
Then big ol' Bubba stood up in the back, and yelled,"Preacher, last week I made love to a goat!"
Preacher said,"DAMN, brother, don't think I would have told that one!"
OK, back on topic:
I've been in North Korea.
Managed to spend a month in the Phillipines, every night down in the bars and clubs of Angeles City, and somehow resisted mighty temptations and DID NOT bar fine any LBFMs! Didn't even get a quickie or any other form of "relaxation"! :wacko :pinch :no (I'd just gotten married a couple months before going.) Now wish I could go back to Angeles City for a month to correct my error! :rockon
Left Las Vegas with more money than I went there with!
Caught three bass with one cast on a 6" Rebel lure. In Mexico.
I got a 7lb. bass on a little gold hook and a piece of red worm.
