This ever happen to you?

You ever get settled in your stand,beautiful cold ,crisp morning the kind you just know your gonna kill something? Then as soon as it gets lite enough to see you get a quiver in your tummy? Next thing you get a rumble,then a slight pain.Then you know your twenty feet in the air and have no toilet paper trying to make the descent squeezing your cheeks tightly the whole time,hit the ground and barely have enough time to get your britches down, just quick enough to spray the palmettos? This happened to a friend of mine.