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bodysnatcher
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through
her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
'OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

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randy966
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: 😆 😆 D

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lamehawk
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😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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flhuntfish
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hahahaha 😆 😆 😆 :toast

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GoodOyster
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Guy was speeding, doing about 110 down interstate. Trooper got behind and chased for a few miles before the guy pulled over. The trooper asked the guy,"Why were you running from me?". Guy says,"My wife ran off with a trooper last week, and I was afraid you were him trying to bring her back!".

He was let off with a warning and a smile!

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