In case you have not heard yet . . .
Possibly a good product for hunter safety purposes.
http://www.cleveland.com/pdq/index.s...rs_answer.html
Rutt Wipe lets hunters answer nature's call without getting shot
Monday, October 04, 2010
The solution you didn't think you needed
for the problem you didn't know you had
Help!
Deer season is next month, and nobody wants to see any accidents. That's why smart hunters always check their equipment, wear orange, stay sober and never go hunting alone. Problem is, no one thinks about the moments when hunters might be at their most vulnerable: when they are, um, answering nature's call. An irresponsible hunter could easily mistake a sheet or two of Charmin for the white on a white-tailed deer and then -- bang! What's a worried hunter to do?
Solved!
Hunters can take care of business with confidence, thanks to Rutt Wipe ($9.99 for two rolls at kotulas.com. It will also be available at Gander Mountain stores by the end of the month). It's two-ply, soft, biodegradable and, best of all, blaze orange so you won't be mistaken for Bambi at the worst possible moment.
You need survival essentials in the woods, including hunter-safe toilet paper. So why are you flashing white toilet paper in the same anatomical area you would find a white deer tail?
"Rutt Wipe" is the orange toilet paper you need to protect yourself. It's biodegradable, non-toxic and soothing for your outdoor hygiene needs.
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/c...569&ecid=EX25A
Sportsman's Guide
When you gotta go, you gotta go... but when you do, this Rutt Wipe Toilet Paper lets everyone know you're not a target.
The blaze orange color isn't at all confusing, whereas standard white TP could be... behind bushes, you look just like a whitetail deer! Rutt Wipe is biodegradable too, so there's no harm to the environment. Each 2-ply roll has 250 sheets and weighs 3 1/2 oz.
Rutt Wipe Blaze Orange Toilet Paper $4.97
LOL
I wonder if it would count toward your square inch count for minimum blaze orange, especially after a little "natural camo".
Hey, you could always leave a 20' piece hangin out the back of ur drawers. You might end up gettin one of them dufus deer or maybe and Erkle elk.
IS it flexible where you can get your finger up in there and clean around the hemeroids without poking thru?
