A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a > masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the > stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the > bullets in because it was too risky to operate.. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room > in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and > this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years > ago About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in > tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the > mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago..
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said > the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet > came out.'
'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
That is to cute.
Thats funny sheet right there......hey Micah...you ready to go to Ga. and help me start culling them coons.
hell yeah, lemme know when, i can make time on weekends, soccer season is over this weekend
I'll let you know....probably not going back up for a couple of weeks, then going to go to move some stands, maybe work on some plots, limb roads, ....can you ever get away for about 5 or 6 days at a time?
