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lamehawk
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We banished them all from royalty rings.............hence forth wee midgets and skunkape she brings..........mere christmas camp site is all a big screen........later thus year at theater near here..........we watch in amazment with christmas good cheer......

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Iluv2hunt
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later that nite
with camp fire roaring near
out comes the pork n beans along with the beer
He knows he shouldn't
but he cant resist
the smell of the beans
ahh...give my arm a twist
so cr0ck dips a double bowl full
of Bush's best
and says ah what the hell
i'll let tums take care of the rest

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Later that night ole crr0ck bequest my ass is a fire from bushes the best........
Now full of gas the fire has dimmed when cr0ck dropped down his tight white depends.......releasing a vapor of what was good food the fire now roaring cr0ck now withstood....... the flame on his bare bottom chared nuts and some wood

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as he sild around his memory tested.........
where is that sick mudd for when I got bested........

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morning broke and martinarcher was awake
ripping out of his tent yelling for goondness sake!.
He grabs some skol and puts a wad in his mouth
looks over at me and starts to head south.
gun in hand and boots untied
heading to his git r done hunting double wide.
he gets there on time and climbs up the stand
whipes off his shoes that are coverd in sugar sand.
the sun comes up and now he can see
he freakin realizes hes in cedar key.
He gets pissed off with the waste of time
you cant kill nothign here not even swine.
so he walks back to camp and sees rackman on the trail
rackman says "yo i got you a meal".
Martinarcher says what are you kidding me or what
rackman says "no ramin noodles really hits the spot".
martin archer walks away in huge dissapointment
he figures hed get more full eating belly button lint.
so he heads back to camp skol still in his cheek
sees the camp warden and laughes so hard he starts to feel week.
camp warden comes demands no fire
martinarcher says theres no fire you are a lyer.
As he backs up to look he burns his rear end
the fire that crock made was one he could not tend.
The fire was so tall it needed to vent
before he knew it melted his tent.
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