her secret recipe is for charcoal. she made some sort of "sausage" last nite that tasted like she burned it in some 1950's cosmoline I got off my sks. sweet as you please I asked her "exactly what kind of sausage is this?", then the trouble started.
You been in the tonic again?
ok
my wife ( when we first met) made some sandwiches, i thought pimento cheese, not. Cheers wis and ham ground up in the food processor. OH cheese wis is nasty. I ate them. Week later she asked me if i like some more of those. I said i didn't really like it. She replied but you ate them all. I said because you made them.
When we got married almost 17 years ago, my wife couldn't boil water. Things haven't improved a whole lot since then
LMAO at you guys. I have been blessed.
