shes on a diet (weight watchers) last time she lost like 100 lbs on it but after my father died she gaind some back.. so she comes into my office today and tells me.. Hey i weighte myself at home then went to my school and used their big scale and it was 3 lbs more.. she looked me in the face and said "i told them their sace was "off"and walked out the room".. LMAOOO.. thats funny to me.. lol.
Yep, the scale showing the highest weight when measuring yourself is the one needing calibration. When weighing fish or game, the lowest one needs it!
At least your mom is normal. My mom is normal too. My wife's mom is nuts 🙄
They just come over here on their way to pick up my son. I am showing off my deer head to them, and my mother -in -law asks:
"How did you catch that deer?"
I said: "With power-pro and a zara spook..."
Nuts I tell ya
here's yer sign.
