"When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children on Earth to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."
1. Everyone hear about the new burger at McDonalds??
It's called the McJackson.
50 year old meat in between two 8 year old buns.
2. What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
They both have boys shorts half-off.
Michael Jackson`s autopsy revealed that he was 99% plastic so instead of cremation he`ll be melted down into Lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change!
MJ died of food poisoning, he was eating 12 year old nut
I heard he was writing a book before he died, it was titled......... "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing ...
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say before dying?
A: Take me to Childerns Hospital!
Some of these jokes are oldies but goodies, but the new ones are good, too! At least MJ gave the world something to laugh at!
has been 3 in just days. ED,Farrah and Mike whos next
Billy Mays
